JAN – “Hey ol’fella, I need a new Sun Deck for my Mirage Kayak, please?”

 

DON – “No worries .. I’ll grab one off Amazon, they’ve got everything there.”

 

DON – “Look here it is .. same size as the old unit .. Large.”

 

DON – “Hmmm .. Minor problem .. it’s in the USA.”

 

JAN – “USA, are you OK with that? .. Run a tape measure over it to be sure.”

 

DON – “Look, Large is universal .. how can we get it wrong?”

 

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SHOULD’VE GONE TO SPECSAVERS